*pretends to understand the movie reference you just made*
my very first date didn’t go well because we were at the movie theater and in the middle of the movie the guy just swiftly stuck his hand in my bra and cupped my boob and said “my boob” and i told him that if he ever assumed he owned part of my body again i would sell his intestines on the black market. not much has changed since i was 12
except 12 year old me could you know. get a date.
Imagine if the series had ended right after this moment.
the sun has come out
the sun is gay
*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay