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surebrahh:

I blame josh for me being so sarcastic

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snazziest:

Siri find me some self confidence

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palestass:

ted tells a joke

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liqhtly:

i have two moods:

1. everybody get the fuck away from me

2. someone come over and cuddle and watch movies with me

there is no in between

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elouvator:

why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent $20 on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down

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narcotic:

do you ever see someone hot and you just think “bruuuuuuuuh” 

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